That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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