Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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