recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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