sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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