come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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