i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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