so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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