You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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