Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Randomize
