god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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