Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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