He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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