I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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