Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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