a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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