Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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