I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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