Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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