Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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