Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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