He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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