Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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