You work out of a Hotel?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
and she was petting her beer can
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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