Buhtt sex?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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