If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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