Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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