She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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