if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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