last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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