69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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