what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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