and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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