We tried having a conversation with our noses.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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