we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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