:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
