Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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