I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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