hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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