goodnight i made you a song goodbye
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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