brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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