tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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