just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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