I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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