I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
