Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.