Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me