3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.