Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
