I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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