North Korea, Best Korea!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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