Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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