There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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