So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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