Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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