Don't make out with my wife yet
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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