is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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