We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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