we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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