omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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