did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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