All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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